There are many uses for large, realistic fake bird crap. Is someone acting a bit too smug about that new car? Nothing takes the wind out of their sails like a big bird mess on the windshield.
Due to advances in artificial bird dropping technology, we are able to offer this latex gag for less than a dollar. Get several for maximum effect.
![View Larger Image](javascript:zoom("http://static.zoovy.com/img/therestlessmouse/-/1/1304.jpg")){kind=link}