Nevermind the itsy bitsy photo our supplier gave us, this is a huge cartoony cow, eleven inches, lets out an indescribably annoying yelp when tormented.
We like to play a game where whenever we hear a lying car salesman or politician on the boob tube, we drown him out with one of these.
It's PLENTY loud enough, you could chain it to the customer service counter and get rid of the bell.